Yes, I Have GERD! No I Don’t Want To Talk About It! An Autobiography, is a satirical look at the life of a man who was forced to overcome some of the most difficult hurdles that the human body could throw at them. This is a collection of hyperbolic stories that allow you to delve into the mind of a man who is so self-deluded he assumed people would pay to read a book about himself. That man is me.